Pan's thread of puns

I think we never moved pasta the pasta theme

yeah i was taking a moment to remember the famous italian chef who died recently

he pasta way

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He made a fusilli mistakes in his life

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Almost as famous as the famous lawyer known for his excellent physique. He called his diet tort and leany

I just finished reading a book about Oedipus and Midas.
It was mothfcuking gold

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New bike from Australia

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Is that the down under model?

I’m disappointed, that’s a visual gag. And she said, “Do you come from a pun down under? Where women glow and men punder? Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the punder? You better pun, you better take cover”

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If anyone knows how to correct cosmetic surgery that’s gone wrong,
I’m all ears!

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Welcome to cosmetic surgery anonymous,
I see loads of new faces today!

I had both my feet removed and they could only get hold.of hands to replace so I feel you

heel-arious!

You wish

well that’s another story.

That joke is deep

Bfubi. Escktc. Tinghes?
Bes. Fuckt. Bitching. Hes?

I bet this guy walks very confidently! He def has a spring in his step

I thought we did the whole suspension thing in the other thread… This looks more like a suspenders theme

Shocking that’s Pun’s thread of Pans has already wallowed out.