Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked what they were doing.
Paddy: "We’re supposed to find the height of
this flagpole, but we don’t have a ladder."
The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid
the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few
measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.
Murphy said: "Now, to be sure, isn’t that just like a blonde! We need the
height and she gives us the length."
Paddy & Murphy in the jungle by a river.
They see a man’s head stickin out of a crocodile.
Paddy says
“Check out that flash fellow in his Lacoste sleeping bag!”
