OUTCOME OV THE SANDWICH

Off-topic
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HELLO PEOPLE CAME HOME FROM WORK EARLIER.HAD A LETTER AT HOME FROM THE BOYS IN BLUE. WENT TO ROMFORD POLICE STATION.SOME 1 HAD REPORTED ME 4 WHAT I HAD DONE THIS MORNING. LUCKLY I DID GET THE REG NO.

AND THE POLICE ALREADY HAD BEEN LOOKIN 4 THIS PARTICULAR CAR BEARING FALSE PLATES.

BEEN INVOLVED IN 2 PETROL DRIVE OFFS ASWELL. DID ALSO GET A GRILLIN 4 WHAT I DONE…I DEFINATLEY DO NOT REGRET IT 1 BIT…

IVE ALWAYS BEEN A CRAZY ARSE BUT THATS ME.WHEN SOME NEARLY TAKES YOUR LIFE.DNT KNO ABOUT YOU BUT I AINT GOT TIME FOR A PEN AND PAPER. WEN UR LIFE FLASHES B4 U.IF ANY OV YOUS GO PAST NEWBURY PARK TRAIN STATION LOOK OPPOSITE YOURL C FLOWERS. A FRIEND OV MIND GOT TAKEN OUT BY A DOUBLE DECKER BUS … R.I.P RAYMOND HUGHES LEFT 3 KIDDIES AND A LOVELEY WIFE.

NEW ROAD EDMONTON R.I.P TURKISH MEMET THAS Y CAR DRIVERS STINK GOT MIRRORS AND EYES USE EM GONE

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I agree with u but cars just dont seem to see us biker next time try not to be caught…

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no easyrider, it’s not about not getting yourself caught next time, it’s all about NOT doing it in the first place! (unless you would like to be arrested!?!).

:-/

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you no that brov why do the majority of bikers ride with there headlights on during the day?

majority ov car drivers deadly.

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SO MR POLICE MAN WHAT DO U DO WHEN U GET HIT BY PLATED CAR?REPORT IT AND WAIT THATS IT U CLAIM ON UR OWN INSURANCE.IT GOES UP AND THEY GET AWAY JOB DONE

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Next time dont leave any witnesses !!

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just a suggestion …

http://www.bikesafe.co.uk/Bikesafe/Bikesafe2000/ridingtips.htm

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Why oh why do people insist on using ‘text speak’ when using a perfectly good keyboard?

I thought it was invented/designed to allow a text message to be sent as short/fast/cheap as possible…

Not necessary on a forums if you ask me…but then who am I??? Ignore me

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Next time do a better job. LOL

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Doesn’t Royal Mail work quick in Romford

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I despair

At the state of the English language today.

It’s not text speak, ov is no shorter than of, just obviously how he speaks.

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Thats ok mate everyone has there little ways sorry.

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a hand deliverd letter plonker lol by the finest coppers in england

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Hey don’t say sorry, put it in the way you wish.

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i aint sorry just being ignorant the way they are. sorry relly means exuse my french. fcuk off i dont give a monkeys.i ride a bike on a regular wiv a stap and WOT

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dnt u like the way i talk pal mate watever u wanna call ya self.billy big balls dnt get offended im only joking.grumpy nuts

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Claws away now gents lets play nice! (and Ladies)

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No worries mate, it’s all good

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OK, maybe I’m getting old but can you explain what…

“i ride a bike on a regular wiv a stap and WOT” means? Cheers

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if i said the write words id get ina lot ov trouble.