ok…this calls for some drastic action…my plan is…
PHASE ONE: On the saturday…mow the lawn…paint that thing that needs painting…and get your ‘‘tool’’ out to fix that odd job…
get it all done by lunchtime so you can make her a cuppa tea and some light lunch IN TIME FOR JEREMY KYLE…
PHASE TWO: THIS I REALLY IMPORTANT…DONT GO OVERBOARD BY DOING THE LAUNDRY…YOU’LL ONLY SCREW IT UP AND YOU’LL BE EVEN MORE IN THE CHIT!!!
Instead…go too the computer and and log onto LB…then…with your best over exaggerated surprised ‘‘ahhh wow!!’’ voice you doo at christmas,mention its the mayday run…but then slip in that you’d love to goo but best not as you would rather spend time at home…then leave it alone…;).
PHASE THREE:Give your house number too atleast 20 trusted LB members…yes…20…and have them phone every hour and ahalf…wait…lets make it 2 hours…so that everyone gets a turn…and stops phoning at about half ten…relpy with the words…(out loud enough for her to hear)…’'ohh thanks for the invite…really wish i could go…but i guess ive gotta stay here…but thanks soo…soo…much…i really am gutted i cant go…it sounds such a good day…blaaa…blaaa…blaaa…)
hopefully…she’ll take pitty on you and suggest you go…:D…
CUZ IT WILL BE HER IDEA!!!..lolol
Awwwww won’t mrs smiled let you out to play on mayday!:D:P:D;)
lol. Unless im seeing my kids i just hop on the bike and head out…but then Tiggi rides too so its all gravy!!
Does she mind being called Odd Job?
Ah, so that’s what it feels like to be under the thumb?
Hey, Are you married to my wife???
or you could just say, im going on the mayday run, u coming or staying?
Well have to say mr wright is right!:D:hehe:
STAND UP TO HER YOU WIMP lol… Smileds under the thumb ner ner ner:D;) now where’s that clutching my sides emoticon…:hehe:
or you say…Smiled: I’m going out on the bike… you’d better get your coat on…
Mrs Smiled: What? Am I coming with you???!!!:D:D:D
Smiled: NO! I’m turning off the heating!
IT AINT ME YOU NUGGETS!!!:w00t:
its oldguy…im trying to help him out!!!
O.K. Enough already.
I’m gonna try and get there. I might have to trade off a **th birthday present, but it might be worth it, just to be there.
The throttle arm is the big problem. It’s getting better by the day, but if I’m going, it’s got to be for the RIDE.
(Please don’t try to **** off Mrs. Oldguy. She has the respect and awe of several special forces units, including Mossad. You’ll not survive without harm. And I have to live with her.)
Ho hum. Death is the great release.