PHASE ONE: On the saturday…mow the lawn…paint that thing that needs painting…and get your ‘‘tool’’ out to fix that odd job…
get it all done by lunchtime so you can make her a cuppa tea and some light lunch IN TIME FOR JEREMY KYLE…
PHASE TWO: THIS I REALLY IMPORTANT…DONT GO OVERBOARD BY DOING THE LAUNDRY…YOU’LL ONLY SCREW IT UP AND YOU’LL BE EVEN MORE IN THE CHIT!!!
Instead…go too the computer and and log onto LB…then…with your best over exaggerated surprised ‘‘ahhh wow!!’’ voice you doo at christmas,mention its the mayday run…but then slip in that you’d love to goo but best not as you would rather spend time at home…then leave it alone…;).
PHASE THREE:Give your house number too atleast 20 trusted LB members…yes…20…and have them phone every hour and ahalf…wait…lets make it 2 hours…so that everyone gets a turn…and stops phoning at about half ten…relpy with the words…(out loud enough for her to hear)…’'ohh thanks for the invite…really wish i could go…but i guess ive gotta stay here…but thanks soo…soo…much…i really am gutted i cant go…it sounds such a good day…blaaa…blaaa…blaaa…)
hopefully…she’ll take pitty on you and suggest you go…:D…
I’m gonna try and get there. I might have to trade off a **th birthday present, but it might be worth it, just to be there.
The throttle arm is the big problem. It’s getting better by the day, but if I’m going, it’s got to be for the RIDE.
Oldguy.
(Please don’t try to **** off Mrs. Oldguy. She has the respect and awe of several special forces units, including Mossad. You’ll not survive without harm. And I have to live with her.)
Smileds under the thumb ner ner ner:D;) now where’s that clutching my sides emoticon…:hehe: