Would you re-marry?

A husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when
the wife looks
over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?”

HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”

WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being

HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”

WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you re-marry?”

HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married

WIFE: (with a hurt look) “You would?”

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”

HUSBAND: “Sure. It’s a great house.”

WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”

HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”

WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”

HUSBAND: “Probably. It is almost new.”

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with

HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to

WIFE: “Would you give her my jewelry?”

HUSBAND: “No. I’m sure she’d want her

WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?”

HUSBAND: “Yes. Those are always good times.”

WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?”

HUSBAND: “No. She’s left-handed.”

WIFE: - silence -

HUSBAND: “Oh ****.”

Hahahah Good one :slight_smile: