Would you re-marry?
A husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when
the wife looks
over at him and asks the question.WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?”HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being
married?”HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you re-marry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married
again.”WIFE: (with a hurt look) “You would?”
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure. It’s a great house.”
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably. It is almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with
hers?”HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to
do.”WIFE: “Would you give her my jewelry?”
HUSBAND: “No. I’m sure she’d want her
own.”WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?”
HUSBAND: “Yes. Those are always good times.”
WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No. She’s left-handed.”
WIFE: - silence -
HUSBAND: “Oh ****.”
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