Ok Theoretical Question

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Ok here’s the scenario…

You have been given a one year assignment / job abroad for good money.

The location is a biking heaven with little rain, 27 degrees of sunshine 365 days a year and fantastic empty roads.

The boss has given you small villa to live in and in order to entice you … he has placed a motorcycle in the garage for your use whilst you are there - you can’t change it - this is the bike you will ride.

You get to the destination all sweaty and excited - you open up the garage doors and find…

What is the LAST bike you would choose to be in that garage??? :smiley:

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Do scooters count… A broken, run down SYM or other such crap at 50cc…

If not that, then a goldwing…

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A pushbike

4

OOOOH, that’s a good one! Chinese scooter is very high on the list, but we should probably discount all of those as too obvious.

most likely though something like this

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Goldwing.

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A Ducati. :smiley:

7

Nah should have said…

This ‘Boss’ promised it would be over 500cc :smiley:

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Ok my BL … your wish is granted … the Panigale disappears to be replaced by …

a Hyosung 500cc piss pour Harley lookalike cruiser - complete with tassels! :smiley:

Be careful what you wish for ! :stuck_out_tongue:

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A Triumph Daytona 600. :exclamationmark:

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One of those 3-wheeler 550cc piaggio things!

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Any sort of ‘chopper’ or cruiser motorcycle, you know the sort, ridden either by criminals or accountants suffering a mid life crisis.

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The garage is well stocked with new reg/recs though Scorch…hundreds of em :slight_smile:

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Any of those silly american bikes with a 20 degree fork rake, that puts your toes in front of your knees and your hands up above your shoulders.

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a gixxer :sick:

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Things grow on me. So long as it runs…

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Guy on my commute (A12) used to ride something not too dissimilar to that, with that exact lid. Wouldn’t say hello or nuffin.

Pompas Moron.

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any cruiser or harley!

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I’m not sure even that would swing it for me :crazy:

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Any Harley or cruiser. I’d actually be alright with a scooter, but you’d NEVER get me riding a Harley…

Oh **** I did ride a V-rod round a car park once. It was complete ****.

I stand by my decision.