After working from home by myself quite a while, and someone actually breaking into the house on Friday (whilst i was upstairs) im getting paranoid that im hearing noises…
Get over it… you dirty stop out:D:P:D
dirty stop out?
what the heck does that mean?
STOP LOOKING IN THE MIRROR LOL
If you can hear something, then something must be causing the noises…Have you checked all the big cupboards to make sure nobody’s hiding in them?
Check the door jamb first to make sure they ain’t hiding behind it, check the cupboards then shut the door to thst room, prefereably tie a tin can to the handle in case they try to open that door.
Go through the whole place then double check.
On your second lap, sprinkle talcum powder on the floor behind you so you can see if they step in it.
I advise carrying a big bit of wood while you are doing these checks.
Alternatively, you could grow a pair and get on with it 
Just keep a breaker bar by your side. . . 
*Tie a uck off big bell to the front door… then keep something heavy to hand to clump whoever with;)
And pray you don’t see this:
get a BB gun. it’ll make you feel better
i actually keep a selection of my favourite alcoholic bottles on my window (call it motivation to get my work done)
so could always use them 
though, when they broke in on Friday, i had my music on, and didnt even hear anything, wasnt until my house mate came home and we realised kitchen window had been forced open!
more worried about the bike…
only got garage sorted other day, landlord put a lock on it which to be honest is a joke, i wish id just bought the lock myself, you could prize this thing of with your finger tips its so feeble!