of duty cop

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no nothing came of it…

and yes that guy must be delving deep into LB history… :w00t:

I have another err… Incident a few weeks back…

coming up to some lights in deepest darkest south east london…

lights went red looked behind… no cars…

very small stoppie and i mean small coz im cant do them to well…

bald guy was standing on the central reservation shouts “that wasnt very clever”
(i know in not very good at them)…

Norz standing in the middle of the road mate… i say (god i wish i could keep my mouth shut sometimes…)

well then hes over flipping out a warrant card… which i must say was worn to say the least…

dont cops have to get new ones when the get that tatty?

and do cops really wear hiking boots? coz this fella had hiking boots on…

anyway he says that he knows someone who died doing a wheelie…

i was like hang on i didnt do a wheelie it was a 6 inch stoppie…

by this time traffic is streaming around both sides of us…

so i just shrugged at him coz he was just staring at me blankly and rode off…

very strange…

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You’re just a bad lad Adam and you know it… go stand in the corner for 10 mins and don’t you dare talk to anybody while doing so.

:stuck_out_tongue:

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you know in not a bad lad andy :slight_smile:

i blame err…

A:my parents (mainly my dad he passed on the slightly crazy gene)
B:My school (corporal punishment just makes people worse)
c:my local corner shop( sold me fags a beer when i was 13)
d:mini cab divers (they make me mad)
c:the Youth Courts ( they let me down, i needed understanding not jail)
d:my probation officer (she told the court i was charming but after 36 convitions she thought i may be manipulating her…)

i could go on… :smiley:

but im only a bad lad from one point of Perception…

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we can ask him when he gets out of prison…:wink:

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lol del…

hows the gixer ? :slight_smile:

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You’re not a baddun really, after all we’ve all been tempted to jump those stupid lights and pull stoppies (well, ok thought about having the nerve to) hehe.

Mind you, that’s some childhood, but you missed those years as a child prostitute you talked about the other week :hehe:

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Hi Adz

I think if she was pretty mate you might need her no;)

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Maybe he was saying ‘thats not clever’ and was about to tell you how he does it?

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http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=440534

it can all go a bit pear shaped apparently…even if they are off duty

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The correct answer of course would be …

“Get yer handcuffs out love and I’ll show you my truncheon.”

Works every time, honest. :smiley:

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FAST.

very, very fast.

the Power mode switch is a load of tosh mind…just a selling gimmick…:stuck_out_tongue:

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Theres only one mode for a 1000 and that’s ‘A’ …

Don’t forget theres 2 recalls on them Del, the latest being a Safety Recall that they wouldn’t admit to.

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You’ll be eating porridge in a few weeks… remember that? :wink:

Pot, kettle…

3 points for jumping a red light apparently.

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lucky i like porridge !!!

but i still dont think cops wear hiking boots…