OMG whyyyyyyyyyy???
Why did someone spill the beans on who the Stig is!! London’s Telegraph has outed him!
I had this image in my mind of this handsome, rugged, mysterious guy and now the whole world knows who he is! And he does not look anything like what I imagined. My fantasy is in tatters!!!
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits you horrible newspaper men! AAaaaaargh!!!
He let slip himself so has had to be replaced…by me:D
I didn’t think he had a face!
Take the helmet off and it’s all lights and machinery and stuff. That’d be cool. 
Robostig !! Quality.
I haven’t looked at the articles because I don’t really want to know, but I was under the impression that one guy does it most of the time but others have however have stood in for him when he has been available.
That’s weird, my contract says it’s me. It’s true that they have more than one then.
Like Westworld!
Oh dear, you’ve let slip your identity already - Fired! 
