We all have our sign in names, as well as our ‘real’ names, with some peeps getting to know one another over time, do you have any nicknames for anyone yet?
For instance, would you know who be called Mr Darcy?
Try and keep this satirical (without being dirty)!!!
ahhh Mr Darcy himself…
Then there’s number 1 and number 3.
The only nick names i have been called are not alowed to be written on here as they are rude.
I’ve been ‘Porkscratchin’ for many years now…
it’s been shortened to ‘Pork’ and close friends have always referred to me as Del/Delboy…
I used to get called Duracel at school due to having red hair.
They call me tater salad.
well i have many, westie, wetsuit, hehe, i like westie, its who i am if that makes sense, ive got used to peeps calling me that, if lb mates call me matt i get shocked!!
My nickname is Cookie since a rather unfortunate incident with a space cake (information which was witheld until AFTER consumption) which I ate on my second shift in a new job…it wasn’t pretty and involved my new boss looking after me until I was fit to get the train home. I didn’t lose my job, which was nice, as it wasn’t my fault…
Mole
I was called micky mouse in the days off CB by my dad and then it got shorten to mouse so most people call me that now
ive never had one - all my mates have and i feel left out.
fancy having the surname crockett and never being given the obvious nickname!!
my mum has the initials LC, which are the same as mine, so her nick name is elsie - another obvious choice for me, which never got used.
so ill just stick to me real name i think!
Being called Mad is starting to stick… and the worst thing is I answer to it as well now 
i used to get called duracell or carrot top at school and when iu started my first full time job driving they started to call me ginger so it just stuck as ginger
Why do they call you that then Ginge ?
Er… Keti’s the obvious one. Also get called Loulla and Ketilou but that’s about it these days (very glad school’s through… )
Is it me or has everyone missed the point of this thread? Thought it was about nicknames for other people?
Erm… So… TDM… you know “Windy” quite well
I WOULD GET CALLED SMELL(MY BROTHER STARTED IT OF) AND AS MAD SAID I EVEN ANSWER TO IT.XX!!!
I HAVE NICKNAMES FOR ADAM BUT THERE A BIT NAUGHTY TO SAY!!HEHEHE
I DONT THINK IV EVER WANTED TO BE CALLED ANYTHING I WILL JUST ANSWER TO ANY OLD POOH
“…I WILL JUST ANSWER TO ANY OLD POOH”
Oh dear, Gina, not the right thing to say at all!
Anyone care to change “mumg1” to “ANY OLD POOH” and then stick around for the fallout?
I know a Mr Darcy…
From the age of 5 i got called Flat Stanley (my surname) - a book we was read about a boy who got flattened and posted in an evelope somewhere (!)…that all stopped aged 14! Nowadays Chris,Chrissie, Christine - anything goes!
My sister Danielle somehow got the name Doody when she started work. At home, we used to call her dustbin - she cleared everything left on the plates after dinner!
As Aunty G, special names for Sean cannot be repeated in public (i’d get shot, or worse - never get taken anywhere…Ever Again!) 
