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Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
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Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained.
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Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
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Esplanade (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
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Willy-nilly (adj.) impotent.
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Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown
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Lymph (v.) to walk with a lisp.
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Gargoyle (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.
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Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
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Balderdash (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
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Testicle (n.) a humorous question on an exam
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Rectitude (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
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Pokemon (n) a Rastafarian proctologist.
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Oyster (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
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Frisbeetarianism (n.) (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
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Circumvent (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
So glad Beelzebub had no room in his Inn for you!
But beware, if you continue to make people smile, you’ll be left on the jetty at the river Styx and not even GET to the gates o Hades next time!
You have been warned!
