New Oxo flavour

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…was in Tesco buying OXO cubes. I saw beef, chicken, lamb, vegetable and England. So I went and asked the assistant ‘What’s the England flavour?’ He replied, ‘It’s the laughing stock!’

The England team visited a township orphanage yesterday. “It was terrible and heartbreaking to see their sad faces. I looked in their eyes and saw desperation, a lack of hope and real pity”

said Jamil, aged 6.

Q:What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag?
A:The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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:D:D:D

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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:D:D:D

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been nicking jokes from facebook Gav ??? :D:D

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No…Tankslap actually :stuck_out_tongue:

Whoever posted them on there must nicked em off facebook :smiley:

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Most jokes are “borrowed”, jokes have to come from somewhere and not all of us are comic genius’s (except myself). Though there is a 60’s SF story about raconteurs - whose only job it is - being paid by “a joke central” to go and disseminate jokes in bars and other (pre internet) places. I think it was written by Phillip K Dick.