The Ribbon
A couple has a dog who has a horrible snoring problem when it sleeps.
The wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman
to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles and he will stop snoring.
“Yeah, right!” she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The
wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes
to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully
around the dog’s testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The
woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking
with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring
loudly.
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the
closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her
husband’s testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps
soundly.
The Husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the
bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror
and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused
and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached
to his dog’s testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, “I don’t know
where we were, or what we did, but by God, we took first and second
place!”
