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Nice try. I feel that even with steel toe-caps you will be lucky to have sufficient effect upon a large bovine to render it insensible in the first attack. Assuming this failure cows are remarkably fleet-footed and, given the confines of the pit and the height of the cow a second blow would be a matter of luck. Have you ever been in close proximity to a mad cow? They are quite scary, could you demolish a dry stone wall in one attack? In view of the above I feel that your submission needs further substantiation. Once again, nice try.

You fail to specify the breed/age of cow, which is a significant factor and the brand of boot.

Humans are not allowed in the rules of this game, maybe you should start a new thread about this. You obviously feel strongly about this.

NB It is not allowed to drug the animals before kicking them to death, so your choice would be disqualified anyway.