in the porch of my house today there was a piece of paper folded into 4 with a heart on one side and and open on the other…inside it said “I think you’re gorgeous, give me a call 079*********. I would f**k you ?)”
hahaha!shall i call it!?
Photocopy it and put it through every door in the street next to you (not your own as they probably live there!) 
P.s. Alternatively, if you know who they are and they’re worth one, go for it…haha!
brilliant! i have no idea who they are, but im not single
Plan A it is then! Don’t forget to pass it to the most ‘sexually questionable’ waiter you can find and tell him it’s from an admirer who just left too…hehe!
Why did this person add the question mark?
‘‘I would f**k you ?’’ - A confused man or woman.
i think it was more of a ?mark smiley ?-)
+1 photcopier time!
Bit presumptuous that it’s for you mate … could be for your missus 
my missus doesnt live with me, plus it looks more like girls writing than a guys
Oh my God, I thought you were the woman and that some bloke had put his number through your door! (I can be forgiven for the mistake, I’m a newbie ) Oops!
In which case, get a female mate to phone all the GUM clinics and dodgy ad’s that are advertising for ‘working girls’ in the paper and leave that number as contact details
psh … homophobe 
:hehe:Your missus might have been visiting and then caught the eye of note-writer who doesn’t realise she doesn’t live with you?Oooh oooh … even better!The note might have been aimed at both of you? Get yourself a copy of this ASAFP:
Hehe
Maybe it’s a honey trap by your missus!
Tell the missus straight away and show her the note…that way she’ll be happy that you’re not hiding anything…just in case its a trap!! 
I’m a woman…so take my word as good advice! :w00t:
- it might make the missus jealous and who know what could happen then
(i’m thinking +ve thing here:Whistling: )
Haha +1
No spere, your thinking in the way only you men CAN think, and using that other head that you all have !! ;)…trust a man to think if you make the missus jealous, YOU will gain favour from that !! (kisses my teeth in disgust) :hehe:
NO!!! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CALL THE NUMBER. send it to me
it definitely wasnt my girlfriend, shes fuming lol. she wants to call it
lol - you have to call it!
If not, give ME the number! 