My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman...

and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. 

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

lol, that’s good.

She obviously thought it wouldn’t stand up in court…

She looks good dressed up like that too, dont she! …oh…please disregard this reply?

I bet you there were witnesses to this arrest

At least she couldn’t be charged herself for handling swollen goods

Think you should be arrested for wasting police Time Briefly …and given a speeding ticket … way to fast for the conditions.

Did she have a bobby’s helmet in her possession at any time??? 

did you try to pull out to soon causing an accident

Sounds like he took evasive action to avoid a child…