Love this.
lol
Amen!
(1.) is certainly true. The only time I ever dropped a bike was while reversing out of parking bay in full view of the office smokers’ gallery.
Hopefully they at least had one hand occupied by a cig and weren’t quick enough to get videos/photos
- Total strangers run to assist while you’re mates scramble for their phones/cameras
Happened to me twice now, Squires on the Bonne and High Beech on the 250:-(
“That mud, hedge or fence, are all half the distance they appear to be from you”
“The forecast for a particular day will change the moment you decide to take the bike out without waterproofs”
I can`t believe how many of you are admitting to yer inadequacy on an open forum.
We have never come off in over 360,000 miles this month.
North to south pole unaided cause we could not rely on flaky bastards like you lot to support such a ride.
Did it on an R1 with bivi bags from the sports direct outlet on the A406.
We embarked and made good progress.
To follow our progress, watch Two up in TArcticChannel 4s new interactive marsterpiece.
Warning if Googling use the whole phrase and check your spelling before hitting the search button!
I Googled ‘Two up in T`Arctic’ (with a slight keyboard malfunction) and got porn