Mother in law ....

If Mother in law is an anagram of Hitler woman…

Why can’t mine use the oven?

Naomi Campbell walks into a library and asks for a blood diamond.
“Sorry, dear, you’re asking the wrong person - you need a Liberian.”

If the Nazis had won the War, would we be being sold insurance by a dog called Hitler?

Ohhhhhhhhh Ja !!.

Little Johnny puts his hand up in class:

“Please miss have you got a rubber?”

“No Johnny, use the girl’s behind.”