If Mother in law is an anagram of Hitler woman…
Why can’t mine use the oven?
Naomi Campbell walks into a library and asks for a blood diamond.
“Sorry, dear, you’re asking the wrong person - you need a Liberian.”
If the Nazis had won the War, would we be being sold insurance by a dog called Hitler?
Ohhhhhhhhh Ja !!.
Little Johnny puts his hand up in class:
“Please miss have you got a rubber?”
“No Johnny, use the girl’s behind.”