Morons

On my way home from The BCR (Breakfast Club Run) I was riding slowly along behind a Nissan Micra in traffic. There was the big (last drag size) plume of cigarette smoke from the drivers window, then the drivers right shoulder starts going up-n-down (no leccy windows) which means the fagbutt is about to be jettisoned. Sure enough, despite my manic hooting whole hand comes out, there’s a delay before she lets it go, but away it goes/here it comes. I have a word at the lights but she cant see the problem. I tell her that she should not be throwing things out of the car, let alone lit cigarettes. Unsurprisingly she’s having none of it. So I ask her why shes threw it out the widow. She replies “because I’ve finished it?”. I tell her politely that she’s a moron and how would she like it if I rode by and flicked a lit snowt through her window into her lap? She replies “I didnt know you were there!” I told her that she’s a liar, thats why she delayed letting go of the butt because of my hooting, and that she’s a crap driver as well as a moron. Strangely, she told me to p1ss-off:D

I’m sorry. I should really have kicked her door mirror off, I know, but I’m getting far too old for that schitt!:frowning:

Do you think that she’ll remember to check for the next few time she slings out her fagbutts?:smiley:

Nahhh probaly not…next time she’ll turn on the windscreen wash to put the fag out in yer lap:D:w00t::smiley:

:smiley:

Have you asked your mother-in-law if the good looking biker was tall, VERY dark-n-handsome yet?:wink:

If i`m behind someone who is smoking in there car, i eitherstay back from the car a bit or overtake as i hate it when they flick the fag butts out of the window.

To be honest fella i am all for the snotting on to her lap! :smiley: lmao

Believe me JP, I did stick around hoping to catch it!:wink:

Two`s up on the butt plz george :stuck_out_tongue: :slight_smile:

You dont wanna say that on some other websites where the subscribers are leather clad!

:kiss:

:w00t: just nearly sprayed a mouthful of coffee over the screen !

Kinky! I prefer a custard filled haddock skin myself!:wink:

But sneaky this is a leather clad website innit!:w00t: and know won’t speak to mum til tomorrow;) Time to start carrying a water pistol full of something other than water so we can get revenge on the butt throwers!:wink:

Water pistol filled with paint stripper might get the message across… :stuck_out_tongue:

Now thats real creativity! :cool:

How about some juice from here?

Cat wee should be a reminder!

george it was a shame that i was not with you then cos i could have try’d to re-light her fag with my akropovic while it was in her mouth:D

Perhaps I don’t understand, but are you saying that you’d kick off a driver’s mirror because you saw (from behind the car) her throwing a fag butt out of her window.

Drivers often seem to do the stupidest things, smoking isn’t one of them, nor is littering, but surely vandalism is worse?
It’s just a fag butt for feck’s sake (or am I missing some kind of incendiary danger here?)

OK, but what if it hit you in the face ? In the eye ? Or burnt a hole in your bike gear ?
Bet you’d be a bit miffed then ?!

Kill them all!

The moronic thing to me was the car drivers conviction in her answers. Then having to have the danger of her actions spelt out twice for her to get some kind of handle on what the issue was, she starts to tell lies with the same competence with which she drives! I was joking about kicking the mirrors of her car, but I do think that she should not be allowed to breed though.

Add the shed load of burger meal sh*te that the scumbags in Woolwich think is O.K. throw out of the window to your hate list.

Oldguy.

(I expect this also happens in other places, there are scumbags in all areas. Even seen this happen in snotty Ascot.)