After finally realising that they were the worst team in South London, a Millwall fan had had enough. He ran down to the end of his road and nailed his season ticket to a tree in disgust….The next day, whilst walking his rather vicious looking dog, he walked past the tree and discovered that someone had stolen the nail.:w00t:
smiled.
Q: What do you do if a Millwall fan throws a pin at you?
A: Run for your life…he’s got a grenade in his mouth.
ahhh hurt me mamma!!!
smiled.
A Millwall fan is out walking in the countryside….passes an orchard with a sign outside saying apples for sale……He sees the owner leaning on a gate and asks “How much are the apples?”
"As many as you can pick for a fiver, "comes the reply.
Great, " he says. “I’ll have ten quid’s’ worth.”
bad-da-da…bada…darum…tsshhh!!!
smiled.
Rick Bradbrook is out shopping in town when he sees an old lady struggling with her shopping
Rick Bradbrook: Can you manage, love?
Old Lady: F*ck off, you took the job, you’re stuck with it!
Bobby Moore, Bobby Moore, Running from The Den
Bobby Moore, Bobby Moore, he has sex with men
Queer as they come
Takes it up the bum
Bobby Moore, Bobby Moore, he’s no more.
We’ll see on 17th September 
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WHU or Millwall? What a choice. Chavtastic. Where’s me burberry gun?
You need to replace Rick Bradbrook with Kenny Jacket here btw :Whistling:
As a Palace fan, I’m enjoying all this!!!
you have had seriously good pics up but that is the best by far 
C O Y S
FOYS
Oi! Mr Smiled. you looking for trouble?
On Saturday, I was in a pub full of Chelsea, with the landlord kindly also putting on the mighty Ipswich on the second TV…
With Chelsea losing one nil, I allowed myself a little chuckle, then totally lost it when Ipswich went one up with a stunner…“See that you Chelsea Feckers? That’s how you play football…All yer millions are worth SFA, money can’t buy class like that. Watch and learn:D”
Needless to say I took some stick (we lost 7-1) and ended up eating some serious humble pie 
Q: What have Millwall and a three pin plug got in common?
A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.
:laugh:
Q. What do you get now West Ham are relegated?
A. 50,000 more Man Utd fans.
Q. What’s the difference between a lift and West Ham?
A. A lift doesn’t take 9 months to go down.
Q. What’s the best thing to come out of West Ham.
A. The A13
One of the best chants I ever heard was when Zamora used to play for West Ham:
(to the tune of That’s Amore by Dean Martin)
“When you sit in row Z, and the ball hits your head, That’s Zamora”
Lets wait till we play them at the den. Say no more…
I know West Ham’s topboy…Granted he can have a tear up. I know for a fact theres no proper West Ham firm on here.
F-Troop - oNE wAY
I’M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES,PRETTY BUBBLES OUT MY ARSE
This is what us MILLWALL boys think of you lot…
Any of you guys have a fantasy football team with premier league.com??? if so we should start a london bikers mini league.
