Meanwhile in Florida...

Who were the dumb-asses that bought tickets off them?

$10000 up… they’re not stupid and are looking to be found not guilty by reason of insanity.

The people who bought them however are still at large, fixing your car, teaching your kids, voting in elections…

Ah bugger- I fell for an urban myth.

Buggery bollocks.

Damn, I was going to buy a couple of those tickets too.

I knew that planet made entirely out of crack cocaine sounded too good to be true.

hah, excellent.