Meanwhile in Florida...

Who were the dumb-asses that bought tickets off them?

$10000 up… they’re not stupid and are looking to be found not guilty by reason of insanity. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05nyysy

The people who bought them however are still at large, fixing your car, teaching your kids, voting in elections…

Ah bugger- I fell for an urban myth.

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/goldentickets.asp

Buggery bollocks.

Damn, I was going to buy a couple of those tickets too.

I knew that planet made entirely out of crack cocaine sounded too good to be true.

hah, excellent.