Man found tampering with bikes on Sun Street EC1...be aware

sun street is where three bikes were wtolen from in July this year (including mine) here is the report:

SECURITY INCIDENT REPORT FORM

Male tampering with motorcycles

Details of incident:

Male tampering with motorcycles.

Date / Time:

D.O.B Number:

31/10/08 - 11:20.

5816/10.

Describe Incident:

OCCURANCE: At the above date and time whilst in control room I recieved a call from XXXXXX advising me that someone was tampering with the motorcycles parked in Sun Street.

Description as follows: Male, 5’10" wearing an army jacket and a bandanna, carrying a crash helmet and an old rag.

ACTION: The police were called by myself as requested by XXXXXXX and details of the incident given.

OCCURANCE: At 11:29 a call was recieved from XXXXXXX advising that the police were at the scene and dealing.

After interrogation from the Police, person involved was allowed to leave at 11:40hrs

Action: 11:44 - Police left site.

So now the thieving crusty scrote is gonna slither off and go tampering somewhere else - why can’t they just immediately helicopter these people out of London and dump them on the isle of wight or some thing! Come to think of it that probably would set a worrying precedent for civil liberties - but these scrotes just get on my wick godammnittt!! :crazy:

Is that the mini Australia for you or something lol :stuck_out_tongue:

he didnt actually steal anything so police couldnt arrest him

I can literally spit to Sun Street, so this bothers me, but Im lucky in that my office overlooks the bike park I park in, as Ive said before. Its good that we are keeping each other informed on this as we have to be vigilant - the public arent going to be and the police cant do very much.

Have you bought a new bike, Superoli (sorry if Ive not read the thread on it). As Ive said before, youre welcome to chain to mine (which is chained to a concreted bar). I know that’s not much comfort, but at least I can keep an eye on it most of the time.

I think where I work felt so bad after my theft that they reorganized the underground parking and came up with 15 new spaces so now its safe …but thanks for the offer

I would love to ask them WTF are you doing checking my bike out? Let’s check your face out…

The thing is, if I see someone messing about with any of my stuff I would probably beat them silly, to the point where they wouldn’t remember anything. Get a bottle of Wine first and stick it up their throat, get them pissed so they won’t remember much, beat them shitless and take them and throw them somewhere in the middle of the countryside butt naked.

The problem this day is that they can just come back when you are not there, or wait on you with more mates so the only option you have is to beat them so badly they get brain damage and can’t remember anything for past past 2 3 years… or get rid of their body somewhow… maybe an LB BBQ night???:smiley:

I think that is a very reasonable reaction! :smiley:

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