Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the
top
of the tree.
Now men…are the grapes
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women
to
stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable
to
have dinner with.
(I just would like to state that those are not my words!Obviously a girl wrte it)
