Lost wife

Man in shopping arcade loses his wife.

He spots a young woman sitting on a seat in the arcade and sits down next to her.

Then he asks her “do you mind if i talk to you a while, I’ve lost my wife”

“Goodness says the woman do you have any idea where she might be?”

" No" replied the man “but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours she turns up from nowhere”

:D:D hilarious!

:D:D:D

That sounds about right :smiley:

mmmmmmmmm tits:)

It’s funny cos it’s troooooooooo!

sounds worth losing

Quality… :laugh:

Brilliant! :D:D:D:D

Obviously married the right gal!

:w00t::w00t:

lol very funny :hehe: