This is the most direct route from my house to dinner:
This is the route I took: 
It was cold.
It was damp.
It was F*cking awesome!
Sue me, I like my Autobahn 
You’ve got to love those German roads, eh? 
… and how many minutes did it actually take ?
depends on how many time he had to stop to refuel the 'bird
Well, not 57 minutes, but I refuse to say anything else without my solicitor present 
Just actually found Chuffster’s route planner for the same trip too:
:w00t::w00t: