An appeals court has upheld a London man conviction for having sex with a dead Fish.The 3rd District Court of Appeals rejected Mr Simon Brown’s argument that the charge should be dismissed because the law against committing an act of sexual gratification with animals does not apply if they are dead.
“He rather convincingly contends that animal means a living creature,” He said. However, Simon Brown pled no contest to the charge. A plea of guilty or no contest waives all nonjurisdictional defects and defenses.
Mr Brown, pleaded no contest to the offence a year ago and was sentenced to probation that required him to be evaluated as a sex offender.
The case:
Simon Brown told investigators that he saw a dead Carp in a ditch near London in fall 2006 as he rode a bicycle by it. He then dragged it into the woods and had sex with it.
Mr Brown had a plethora of diguises which made it near impossable to track him down, but police investigaters soon found shoe marks at various scene’s from a very distinctive pair of trainers made from the early 1980’s. “The Gola trainers were the key to the enquirery” investigators said .
“When I was done, I was upset with myself as you can see in the photographs,” Simon Brown said in a statement to police. “I know having sex with animals is wrong. But I can’t help myself and I need help.”
A Statement from police said “once we had his computer confiscated, we learned Mr Brown had kept trophies of his victims in the form of photographs”. He is said to of named every victim with real girls names and even buying them dresses such as Bridal gowns and leotards such as those used for Gymnastics. Mr Brown Also admitted to smearing fish paste on his genatals to surpress his desires, but claimed it did not feel the same as the real thing.
A wall mounted singing plastic trout was also taken for evidence.
where do you come up with this stuff smiled? this must be a fcking joke :w00t: …eh, a fish? of all the things that guy could fck the best he could come up with was a fish…mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha
