LondonBiker/Ace Cafe (Joke)

Motorcycling
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A Londonbiker walks in to the Ace Cafe

Londonbiker = Can I have a Pie and a Pint please mate.

Barman = 42p please.

Londonbiker = Jesus thats cheap, how much would it be with Steak and Chips instead of the Pie ?

Barman 75p

Londonbiker “what” !! and if I ordered double that ?

Barman = same price 75p, its buy one get one free today !

Londonbiker = That,ll do for me and wheres the Guvna I want to Congratulate him on a blinding service hes running here.

Barman = You cant , hes out the back with my wife !!

Londonbiker = Well whats he doing out there ??

Barman = The same thing Im doing to hes Cafe in here !!!

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Oldie but goodie! lol

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Awwwwwwwww and that was my best shot !!.ha ha ha ha ha .

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Hehehe

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Nice one Jay…

Im glad someone liked it…lol…anyway…I spoke with Cezar today after meeting him for some Londonbiker.com stuff and was made to feel really welcome, your name was mentioned as I have seen you before aswell as Foxy so…Im Barro and look forward to having some goodtimes with the sites offerings and rideouts.

Maybe see you at the Ace soon.

All the best mate.

Barro

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funny…

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Hi Neil, Total Newbie here but I got the T-Shirt and the stickers and ready to boast about it !!..lol.…All the best and maybe see you on the rides or at the Ace…Barro.