Here I lie in stinky vapour, Because some ******* stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this.... Washroom Graffiti 2
Here I sit
Tried to ****
But only farted
Some one who had a different experience wrote
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You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And **** my pants! Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets Washroom Graffiti 4
I came here
To **** and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose
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Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to **** and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bull**** on the walls... Toilets walls are also job advertisement places....... Washroom Graffiti 6
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.
Ministry of environment advertisement
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We aim to please! You aim too! Please! Washroom Graffiti 8
Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don’t piss in your ashtrays!
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On the inside of a toilet door: patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance. Washroom Graffiti 10
A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
We don’t swim in your toilet, so please don’t pee in our pool!
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Another sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way. This should teach you a lesson Washroom Graffiti 12
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food…please aim properly.