to qualify? 
Shouldn’t the membership require a proof picture on the signature?
Anything over a size 10 these days 
D675 your Missus will qualify ;)
I should be number #2 as i’m always scrounging lifts;)
Not realy, the woman is 38 week pregnant and only put on 7.5 kg
She is now 6’1" and 66.5 kg
As long as you do not attack from the front it is all good :hehe:
Problem on the bike would be that is not currently long enough 
Oh well . . . :P:D
Not surprised, didnt see much hoofage on Frederick when I looked :w00t:
That’s what I meant
Shame about the above though, poor you ;)
That’s another thing that I’m not allowed to join - It’s not fair!
Who want’s to take me as a pillon ?
Sorry Arnie, you have to be in the Massive Massive.
What if you got a huge a&se:w00t::w00t::w00t: but still a size 10 every where else? Do you qualify then ?
Probably qualify for a special A* class scene in one of Arnie’s movies 