I seduced my right hand last night.I cooked it a meal and then plyed it with some drink. That and some romantic music did the trick, it finaly sucummed to my smooth tactics and what a fookin’ w.a.n.k. that was.
Isn’t that an ONLY JUST 40 something? I seem to remember in the LB age thread he said he was going to be 50 very soon?!?
Maybe he should try the PlentyofFish website that some friends of mine were chatting about in the pub yesterday? Before anyone gets carried away they are nurses and it’s a dating site, nothing to do with Fish so calm down Ratty!!