Why are 2P’s so big?
Because if they were any smaller, your 2p’s worth wouldn’t carry much weight?
I hate them!
Sorry, i only carry paper money.
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…Time to buy a small country i think 
Dunno.
but I tried google and it came up with this from eBay.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/invisible-two-pence-piece_W0QQitemZ6595201482QQcategoryZ1340QQcmdZViewItem
cos that way…they weigh twice what a penny does, and 4x what a half penny does, that way Bankers can grab a pile of coppers [all sizes] and tell how much there is just by weighing it