I was on the 29 bus going towards Camden town, jus listening to music, when the bus was stopped at a bus stop. Sitting on the right side of the bus (its only a single decker), i see a biker on a fazer squeezing by the bus and oncoming traffic. It was only a narrow road and this guy musta been nuts to try and squeeze past. Sure enough as soon as i saw him i felt the bus start moving at and felt a sense of dread, i knew what was going to happen. Looking down the road i saw a bollard, i thought the biker has to slam his brakes on…nope, he just sped up, tried to cut up the bus, bus clipped him, he somehow skidded onto the oncoming traffic (this was past the bollard now), became separated from his bike…car somehow swerved past the bike but ran the biker clean over his legs.
Made me sick just watchin it :crying: When i got home I told my mum and my mum got scared, she said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in bel Air’. I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suite case nd send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don’t think sow I’ll see when I get there I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out I ain’t trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought ‘Now forget it’ - ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’ I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
It’s just a random story that breaks into the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme. That’s where the humour element is sposed to come from, but I guess you need to have see the funny side? Mebbe it’s just a story that’s a bit to close to all of our hearts?
me neither. :ermm: Humour comes in all shapes and forms, however, to post something like that when a fellow member has lost his poor neighbour under tragic circumstances was perhaps a tad on the insensitive side.
I’ve lost a friend in a biking accident too (about 3 yrs ago in Enfield), and my cousin in cyprus a little more recently, so claiming im insensitive just doesnt wash.
Its kinda dark humour, you either got it or you don’t.
Life is a helluva lot easier if you can laugh at stuff instead of getting overly upset at everything, but thats just my opinion.
(Admin feel free to delete this thread if its upsetting too many people, that wasnt my intention at ALL)
Ok, my best friend was riding along and was run over by a lorry. He was killed outrite and then was crushed.Hahahahahahahahaha, what a ******* laugh that was.
My brother lost control of his bike and hit a tree. He suffered severe head injuries and crushed internal organs. My sister had to watch him die. That was hilarious too!!
You sound like a total ******* idiot. You ARE insensitive and somebody who laughs at bike accidents is a ******* twat!
