Joke :)

Father Duffy walks into the convent and sees sister Rose washing the kitchen floor. He’s overcome with desire and pushes her onto the ground. As he’s shagging her the Rev Mother comes in.

‘SISTER ROSE!!!’ she roars ‘Have some respect. Arch your back girl and keep Father Duffy’s balls off the wet floor!!’

two scotsmen walking down the street and a beautiful woman walks past, one says to the other ‘I’d lend her one’.


2 gold fish in a tank, 1 looks at the other & say’s “do ya know how to drive this thing”