Man goes to the doctors,
Man “doctor i have a mince pie stuck up my arse”
Doctor " i have some cream for that. "
I hit a cars wing mirror this morning . . .
I stopped and got off the bike, and the driver got out of his car . . .
I was surprised to see that he was a dwarf
He said to me “I’m not happy”
To which I replied “No? Which one are you then?”
. . . That’s how the fight started
A similar thing happened to me, except the dwarf was retarded!! He got lippy so I started slapping him about a bit when my girlfriend said “Dont pick a fight with a retarded Dwarf! Its not big and its not clever!”