An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are talking in a pub,
The Englishman says “my wife’s so stupid,she bought a car and can’t even drive”
The Scotsman says “That’s nothing, my wife made me build her a swimming pooland she can’t even swim”
The Irishman says “I beat that! my wife has gone on holiday to Greece,she’s taken 50 condoms with her and she hasn’t got a penis”
