A woman calls her lawyer and asks…
“With all the lawsuits going on, I want to get in on some of that action. I hear people are suing cigarette companies because they got cancer and others are suing McDonalds because they got fat.”
Lawyer: “And which one of those categories do you fit under?”
Woman: “Neither. I just want to know if I can sue Smirnoff Ice for all the ugly men I’ve slept with?”