Apparently he had a really small c*ck…but on the other hand it was massive
Ha, is it evil to laugh???
:laugh:
RIP
Very funny.
I liked him, i remember in Copanhagen at the Cup winners cup final between Arsenal and Parmer he was in the town square and we all sang songs about him and he was enjoying it and taking it all well.
R.I.P
Yep he seemed like a very good guy and raised a huge amount for charity. At the end of the day, with his reputation as a prankster, I am sure he would see the funny side of a few jokes…
In the early nineties when he was still quite famous for his set up shows, he was driving a big expensive Lexus, which he dropped off at the local dealer for a service…apparently one of the mechanics decided to take it home overnight, took it for a spin, and stacked it big style. A friend in the police had to pop round and break the good news to him at 3am…
Mr Beadle opens the door and sees the old bill…my mate says “Morning Mr Beadle, do you own a Lexus registraion number blah blah blah?”
Mr Beadle says “Yes” apparently with a wry smile on his face
PC “Who should have it at the moment?”
Mr Beadle “It’s in the garage, I bet you’re going to say someone’s smashed it up, where’s the camera set up, which TV show is this for?”
Mr Beadle is apparently at this stage stood on his door step in his pyjames looking up and down looking for the camera crew and laughing his head off
It took several minutes for my friend to convince him that it was for real, and his Lexus was indeed upside down in a ditch several miles from the dealership he left it with.
Mr Beadle then let my mate in, made several cups of coffee, provided copious amounts of biscuits while the losers statement was taken and was generally a very amiable host for a couple of hours, which is a better response that you usually get when you arrive on someone’s doorstep at 3am and tell them that their pride and joy is no more…
Apparently he was a top bloke, although his style of tv is not my cup of tea. RIP.
I see that Argos are bringing out a commemorative Jeremy Beadle watch.
Its very nice but the small hand doesn’t work:D
As you say i think he would have a giggle himself:cool:
RIP to a very charitable celebrity
A man who raised over £100 million for charity, and entertained people to boot and nearly killed me time and time again from laughing to hard.
A sad loss.
RIP Jeremy Beadle… Hours of laughter as a child, mainly because of some poor bafoon believing that someone had actually demolished his car/ house/ wife etc… 
think im missing something here… did mr beadle have 1 hand smaller than the other or summin :doze:
He was born with a deformed hand due to a disease called Polands Syndrome, I think.
His TV programs were simple and sometimes funny, but he always seemed a thoroughly decent bloke, he could take a joke at his own expense, and he raised wads for other people more ill than him.
No one deserves to die of cancer and pnuemonia. Condolences to his family and may he rest in peace.
Sad loss, RIP.
rip
Thanks Martinm for the explination, I too was wondering. Not having seen any of his programmes, didn’t know of Mr Beadle till this morning. From the response, I can see he was one of a kind, and I too would like to offer my condolences to his family and may he RIP.
-Steve
Met him once when he was compere-ing an orchestral concert and I was singing in the choir. Top bloke. 
a good man, RIP