Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his class…but she belonged to
someone else…
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I’ll
give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you…but the girl said
NO.
Johnny said I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down,
I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend…so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, by the time you pick up
the
money he won’t even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and
accepts
the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened…
She said with a shaken voice and out of air "THE B@STARD IS USING COINS!!! 
lol Brilliant,