Well today is my last day of work then I’m off to tenerife for some
Beer, Sun, Beer, Sand, Beer, Sea, Beer, Sex, Beer, Babes, Beer
I’m sure I’m missing something in the list but I cannot think what…
So big tongue out to all you lot stuck over here…
God I feel like a kid at christmas at the moment.
Whereabouts are you staying mate?
Melon Farmer
hotel Reveron in Los Cristianos (I think thats how you spell it)
Weather forcase it rain all week there:P
Thats slap bang in the centre of Los Cris, a good location as its handy for taxis;)You’ve got to take the kids to The Eagle Park which is only a couple of miles into the hills from where you are staying. It’s a great day out:)If you get a chance for some grown up time, you need to get yourself to Leonardos in Las Americas and see The Wild Boys. Voted best act on the island for the last few years. 
One of the guys is ex para and a complete doo-lal;):D:D
nice one, what is eagel park my other half has been looking at this monkey zoo thing not sure if it is the same thing
lol don’t say that I would cry, although would not matter as is still no england and I would just have to stay in and drink beer all day
The Eagle Park (Las Parque Aguillas((sp) is a zoo with all kinds of critters including ver rare White Lions
They do an amazing flying display at (i think?) midday and 4pm where you will see so many birds of prey displaying including condors, vultures and eagles.
The monkey park is (I hate to say it) a bit cheap and cheerful.
The ultimate is Loro Park but that is an hours drive north near Santa Cruz but they have 5 killer whales and loads of dolphins
Liar Liar pants on fire:P
Here ya go
This is a live webcam of Las Vistas beach which is along between Los Cris and Pde Las Americas
Enjoy mate:cool:
Chunks we didnt need to see ya passport foto mate (1st pic) lmfao 
must admit it does look good there
Some more pictures of Tenerife:cool:
Not a lager lout in sight:D
That’ll be me,flying out to Newquay a next saturday for a week. Brothers a bus driver, they tell him when to take his hols. We book it & then get told that’s the 1st week of Wimbledon!.:unsure:
It’s very beautiful up in the mountains, they filmed Planet of the Apes there, quite volcanic scenery. I went quite a while back when I had only just passed my driving test and nearly drove a hire car off the cliffs!! My best mate will never drive with me again now. But I thought it was a really beautiful place up in the mountains and easy to get around too.Have a lovely holiday - enjoy yourself!! Maybe you can hire a bike too:)
just came bk from tenerife a wk on weds… had the best time ever… the weather seemed to be getin better by the day… stayed in Parque De La Paz in Playa das Americas… loved it… if ur flying with Thomas Cook defo do their bar crawl well worth it starts at Leonardos the go Rags, Branigans, Metz, Linekars and then at the end Tramps… free shot in every bar… so much fun and got sooooooooo wasted!! try the laughing gas to in Metz… its the equvilate to 3 shots… loved it, hooked on the stuff…
… can i come in ur suitcase please…? x:P
So declassé darling, you should have gone to Skegness, it`s all you dream of and more!
