Ice Cream Man

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I’ve noticed a bit of a strange thing about our local ice cream man. He wears this old silver motorcycle helmet when he’s doing his rounds?!?!

I Wonder if he’s a biker wishing he wa out on two wheels or whether he’s just a loon - seems strange to me?!?

Any ideas anyone :smiley: :wink:

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Why not ask him next time you see him.

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Could be related to this incident?

Our local ice cream man was found dead with a flake up his nose, crushed nuts in his ears, raspberry sauce all over his hair…the Police think he may have topped himself.

(Sorry couldn’t resist…I’ll get me coat.) :slight_smile:

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PMSL @ Johnp’s tumbleweed :smiley:

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Do you reckon he’s moved on from a previous job but just can’t quite give it all up;)

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Maybe the Stig has got some part time work?

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Maybe he’s scared of his customers - are the kids particularly violent in your neck of the woods? :slight_smile:

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i know what ya mean mate,i seen the bloke you mean,he keeps jumping in and out the hatch and doing forward rolls,shure he thinks he is a stunter:D

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Is it Walls Ice Cream?

That can be dodgy when hit head on;):smiley:

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:D:):smiley:

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If you change the description of the helmet to a ‘girly, full faced one that looks like it came from Argos’ then I know just the fellow you mean :smiley:

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nice one debz:D:D:D

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Is the paint on his van ‘flaking’ off? :smiley:

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:D:D

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PMSL :smiley: hhuummm i wonder who it is… lol

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lmao - don’t let them Feast on you mate! :hehe:

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Don’t take the p!ss Ben… I hear he has a Magnum under the counter;):smiley:

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Lol, that was Fab! :smiley:

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You are all screwballs!:smiley: