I told a Lollipop Lady just what I thought of her

Off-topic
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There I was driving along this morning minding my own business when a dayglo clad harridan had the audacity to walk out in front of me, waving her stick and blocking my passage.

Being an honest person, I told her exactly what I thought of her:w00t:

Bloody Jobsworth:D

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pmsl :laugh::laugh: love it chunky :stuck_out_tongue:

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Your such an arse Chunky, how dare you :w00t::D;)

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Did you insert her lollipop where the sun does’nt shine!!! Big end first:w00t:

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:D:w00t:

I assume telling her what you thought of her consisted of complimenting her on her lovely day-glo outfit and stylish lollipop arrangement? :w00t:

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I did in fact compliment her on her new UG boots:D

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That would be UGG chunks luvvie:P

Oh and be careful cos some of em now have cameras in them there sticks!:w00t:

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Might have known I’d be corrected by an Essex Bird;):smiley:

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He got upset cos she wouldnt share the lolly !

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Really? That’s insane…

I dont get lollipop ladies in some places, there’s one on Brixton road, but she’s stationed at a set of lights. So when the lights go red for traffic out she pops, to reinforce the red light - then when they go green for traffic she waves us through. What’s the point of that then?

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PMSL :smiley:

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have you end up in bed:)

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http://www.uxbridgegazette.co.uk/west-london-news/local-uxbridge-news/2009/02/18/new-lollipop-cameras-for-hillingdon-113046-22955182/

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Oi cheeky fecka:w00t: i may live in essex but i is NORTHERN!!:angry:

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Which end went in first?

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HAHAHAHAHA, love it. Well done chunky.

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Watch it mate, or I might have to muster the Dayglo Massive and get medieval on your ass! :w00t:

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Watch out I saw a news item recently that to catch people ignoring them or abusing them Lolipopers (persons) had cameras bulit into their pole.