Apart from “my other bike is The Riot”, what else could I have?
I’m only riding this for a bet ? :):P;)
how about, “i like getting fined for not having correct thing at bottom of my plate!” 
As its not legal to have summin like this…why not put…
“OI Copper, is this legal!?”
How about, “If you steal this then a plague on your house”
“that’ll be another 3 points then officer”
“warp factor 9 please mr zulu” (or is it sulu)
and classic “ride it like you stole it”
“Sorry Officer, I thought you wanted a race!”
“I respect your opinion Officer, I just think it’s stupid!”
“Life’s a riot!”
“Veni, Vidi, Vici” (I came, I saw, I conquered)
“Illegitimus Non Carborundum” (Don’t let the bastards get you down) 
Sky’s the limit mate… 
Funny you mention this as last night Gary popped round just to show me his new plate and on the bottom it now say’s…SAMMS TAXI…
Cheeky fugga!:w00t:
How about… If you can read this I’ve stopped:)
or… If this bike is riden well… It’s been stolen
or… Caution. Restricted to 155bhp… Please Pass;)
“Caution, left hand drive”
Haha good one :laugh:
how about, at last i got a real bike.
Some blinders!
Oi!
“My other numberplate slogan is both witty and original.”
NO this is NOT THAT BIKE
THE RIOT MK2
SPIN BABY SPIN!!
BCR- Last one theres a ninny!
Ratty says IL4’s are shite
ermmm i think of some more:D
what about… he that dont clean me, only make’s me better:D
I use “GET OFF UR MOBILE, TWAT”
got phastasphuck on mine 