Calm down - Just watched the Matrix reloaded!
Trinity is even faster than Ghostie through traffic (And a lot more pleasing to the eye IMO!)
Watched it about two weeks ago I want the truck load of Ducati’s, so how do I hot wire a truck?
Matrix, one of the best set of films, ever! Watched the first last week, loved it all over again!
Thought that m/c’s were always shipped dry and without the batt connected.
Artistic licence has a lot to answer for.
PMSL - just prior to that hey were being pursued by a pair of Vampires.
Just after that the keymaker and Morphius are rescued by a flying Neo.
And your worried that the bike had a battery and gas in it! 
… the real continuity error was the that the Ducati started first time …
vampires I can learn to believe in …
Well, it wasn’t raining, so maybe… So if chicken might not really taste like chicken, then the Ducati’s might not be what real bikes are like?
… even with the manual to hotwire it, what you gonna do when it just stops on you !!!
… better send the repair manual, plus a wiring diagram and regulator. Oh and don’t forget the start solenoid, oil press switch, spare oil cooler lines and fuel pump.
Before all the Ducati owners shoot me down … here’s mine 
Attachments
Never had any serious issues with mine apart from the regulator going, still rode it back to our mountain HQ and got a new one next day.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a103/ducatipete/bombholeout.jpg
I’ve found vampires to be more problematic TBH!
I don’t think I’ll own another one (Ducati not vampire!) my current V-twin is much rarer!
I’d much rather see Trinity on a Ducati than jap IL4 though!
That’s one hot sexy duke you got there joe. Me like.