Yes mon. I is in da house, ya nar. Me been on here before, but me mess up me password an ting, an cyant get it working, so I start again wiv anover username. So I guess I been born again, innit.
Do we have any translators on here? 
I work with a few Jamaicans so i will help you out Janey.
Hello Dear sir, i am now here, You know??, I have returned from my abscence… , I have been a member in the past, but i stupidly forgot my access code and other things, and i seem to be struggling to make it work!! I have decided in my infinite wisdom it would be wiser to start a-fresh with a new User Name and a memorable password, this would suggest i have been re-born, isn’t it???
Tally-Ho!!!
Thanks Sam. It was the tally ho bit that tripped me up. LoL. Now that it’s a bit clearer, welcome back to the fold, VH.
I’ve encountered loads of people who’ve never been outside of the M25 that I find just as difficult to understand. 
Link doesn’t work
welcome home!
Is this our latest troll or someone trying to be funny? In which case the dev team should prioritise an ignore button.
sure, especially for people like you Joby. 
^^^^^^^mioooooowwwwww
So if your back who the feck did you used to be ?..
i recognise the use of patwan slang from an old member, but cant remember the user name.
Fixed
lol
I know who that is.