I will start with…
riding your bike on a pavement…push bike…illegal 25 pound fine…anyone who doesnt ride on the pavement go to the front of the class now…
Stopped riding on the pavement when I was about 7 years old… 
jumping red lights
“Cycling on the pavement is illegal, cycling on the road is fatal” Richard Ballantine, Richard’s Bicycle Book, 1972
lol, snap…lets hope we never meet at a junction:w00t:
spicey ciggarettes…
traitor! 
I wouldn`t know how to break the law.
Popping a wheelie at 80+mph whilst going past the old bill and giving them the bird!
Joking, dont find it funny, i just know a bloke that did that on his Ducati back in 2003, the copper found it funny and put him on a driver improvement scheme 
your all goody two shoes…
what about speeding…
what about using a box junction…now they have cameras to fine us if we stay in them…
and mad scientist good for you, bet you dont ride a push bike that often…and bet you dont take your kids out for a ride very often either…try and stay off the pavement then…
what about wearing pink shirts…there has to be a rule against that and I broke it for years…
It’s actually a £30 Fixed penalty notice…and I didn’t used to ride on the pavement when I had a cycle…
Is it illegal to ride a pushbike on the A1??? we did as kids, mind you it was only a crappy trunk road…now its a f**kin mahoosive 8 lane super highway:w00t:
Unless it’s part of the A1 wherre Motorway regulations apply , designated as A1(M) then probably not unless there is a Cycling Prohibited sign. It’s probably ill advised… Where on the A1 was it?
use the pavement stay alive and get a 25 pound fine WASP…(and before anyone says yes I know there isnt a pavement on the majority of A1, M included, except on the laybyes)
your non of you getting into this one…anyone got any thing else other than repeatign what has already been said…
tattooist had the right idea…and others, so come on what rules are there out there that we all break…
Streaking without a license.
hey yes thats illegal but who has done it…:Whistling: some I guess
Well, I wouldn’t want to list my unlawful activities on a public forum - if I ever indulged in that kind of thing of course 
As long as you keep moving - no-matter how slowly YOU WILL NOT GET FINED Trust me…I know;) they have to show two photos at least 5 seconds apart with you IN THE SAME PLACE.
As I understand it, you can remain static in a box junction so long as your exit is clear. For example if you want to turn right and the exit is clear, however, you cannot turn right because of oncoming traffic, then you can wait in the box junction to turn right.
Correct-A-Mundo!!!
Forgive me for skimming down the posts quickly - but there isn’t actually a £30 fixed penalty notice for wearing a pink shirt, is there?!
Ran over a road sign last week; roadworks started without warning - was wondering why there was nobody in the outside lane…
Nipping around keep-left bollards on the right hand side while Mrs School Run takes ten minutes to navigate her Chelsea Chariot through the same width restrictors she’s been through every weekday for two years is one of my regular sins!