When you get smacked square on the top of your head with a massive piece of wood, have a lump the size of a golf ball and your missus just says… Do you think these shoes look good!!
The lump is still there this morning and I feel like I have been in a fight with a tank and lost!
if she can still speak- you did not hit her hard enough…or have I mis read it?
lol yer I got smacked on the head by a falling bit of wood while I was looking for something, I screaming and fing and blinding she was looking on ebay for a new set of shoes…
instead of asking how I was asked how the shoes looked…
clearly love on this occasion me thinks…
But I like where you going, I could hit her over the head and see how she likes it…
What colour are they?
obviously using a pair of shoes! 
Not your colour!!
so theyre not pink? 
Remind me of the time I smashed up my shoulder and called the wife from hospital to tell her what had happened and that I was about to into surgery, to be told; “okay, we’ll I am shopping with Ruth at the moment. I’ll come and get you in a few hours”
In a head to head competition, you’ll loose to shopping any day. At least she values your feedback.
dude, you need a pint 
maybe she just tried to distract you from feeling the pain:w00t:
Hang on a minute I got to stop laughing!!! Your on a loser there mate if the shoes come before your health. Either that or she was hoping the knock would give you some idea of what colour suited her. pmsl…
might have known you would have something to say about this:w00t:I’m useless at fashion, thats one of the reasons i go everywhere on the bike I aint got to worry about looking good as I have all me gear on!
That’s the best time to tell her you are going on a biking holiday with the lads, although I suspect her hearing may have improved slightly by the time you said it 
think she was hoping in your dazed state you would be happy to pay for her new shoes…
Time for a new one
Sod going shopping with her.
