Piece of cake!
Very funny,
Women goes to pet shop to buy a parrot. Shopkeeper says, he has 3. 1 is ÂŁ200, the other ÂŁ300 and the other ÂŁ15.
Woman âwhy is the last one so cheapâ?
Shopkeeper âHe used to live in a brothel, so not ideal with kiddies aroundâ?
Woman, thats ok i dont have youngsters so i will take him in
So she takes the parrot home and sets him up in his cage, and parrot says
âFk me a new brothel"âŚwoman finds that funny and smiles. Later that day her 2 daughters arrive home and go to see the parrot, who says "Fk me, new prossiesââŚthey too find it funny and smile âŚstill later on her Husband arrives home and goes into the living room. Parrot says âF**k me Pete, its been a while since ive seen youâ !!!
Moral of story? Dont mess with a âbig birdâ âŚhee hee (" Piece of cake" indeed) !!
that was about as funny as my arse after a good curry
Why, is your name Pete as well?
CrumbsâŚ
no its A.PARROT
ORA. PRAT??? :smooooth:
Been awhile since Iâve seen youâŚROFL