bit of a dilema!! there is only christof and myself at my house and the toilet roll needs changing!!!
buggered if i’m gonna do it and as christof is over 16yrs old i feel that he shouldn’t have to do it either!! can a member of the fairer sex please pop round and carry out this task???
there is also some washing up to be done!!
please help!!! as now we need a cup of tea and we are unable to be bothered to make one?? any takers??
My ironing is starting to stack up…
I promise to remove any spiders from the bath in return 
Well i tell you what guys…
i would but unfortunately i cant cos…
Python’s taking me to new york
i cant be a…rsed either
Well guys
AJ has taught me how to change toilet rolls, how to iron, and even how to make a cup of tea
but unfortunately she keeps the key to the ball and chain on her - and i cant get to it - so you’re on your own…
noooooooooo
Wheres Gina? - I wouldnt like to step on any toes 
Military training at it’s best, eh!
i’m on leave jay!!
easy get shovel go out into back garden!!!
Soldier boy, now what would you do in the field if you had no bog roll.
I would help you, but I know my place. I am permanently chained to the kitchen sink.
its okay its all under control, gina has arrived and has set off to do it and me n adam are going for a ride and for dinner it is… take away…
