why your cat has sharp teeth?
Is that a ‘CATFISH’ 
Ian
… and they blame those innocent, lovely sharks? 
you wouldnt want to slide your c*ck in that pussy…
Has anybody ever told you, that you have a one track mind?
Yes i got that in a CATologue!!
I very nearly puked my stilton sandwich onto the keyboard. How particularly nasty!
Yet to find a G/F that can keep up… dutty fecker so i am
oh i bet ya are flat’s
How much??? tenner says i am
make it fifty then we have a deal 
ive seen a nice pair of shoes 
( oh and thats how much u gotta pay me 
)
Take a cheque???
Rather cash on delivery??? 
of a large package
Always have to lower the tone dont ya
hehehe you two really need to get a room
Who needs a room???
both of you you and flats its ovisious you both like each other
travelodge do a good deal on room i think 26 pound per night
Ginge cant ya tell im a ‘classy woman’ travel lodge is bit too ‘poverty model’ for me
i know your a classy woman, why dont you take him to the ritz then he wouldnt know what has hit him