Business lesson 101
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office, but she had a boyfriend.
One day Johnny got so frustrated, that he went up to her and said:
I’ll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you.
NO WAY! - said the girl.
I’ll be very fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,
and I will be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend instructs her to ask for $2000 dollars, pick up the
money very fast,so he would not even be able to get his pants down!
She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend
to call. Finally, after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks:- What
happened?
- The bastard used coins! - she said.
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it’s entirety before accepting and getting screwed.